Day Four: Good Morning!
8am wake up. Roll out of bed, have my temperature taken by two nice polite Korean nurses (it’s normal, 36.4’). I think they’re still freaked out to see two foreigners sleeping in a bed together. I’ve thought it would be funny to hop up, drop pants, and spread cheeks, as if expecting a rectal temperature reading.
Also, we made a little more news. The New Tang Dynasty News has a brief account of our friend Mr. Joon Byung-yool, head of the K-CDC. Also, does anyone think a news station named New Tang Dynasty sounds indistinguishable from a Chinese food restaurant. I really expected to get a fortune cookie at the end of that segment.
http://english.ntdtv.com/ntdtv_en/ns_asia/2009-05-26/447869985257.html
Also, we just popped up on The Straits Times. No it’s not a heterosexual themed news rag but a Singapore newspaper. Boredom must be setting in again when I have to actually make fun of newspaper names.
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Asia/Story/STIStory_381823.html
Still no mention of the 50’ish of us in quarantine, but hey, I don’t mention my third nipple or super human strength either
